8 Things JJ Abrams Should Buy After The Force Awakens Opens

With the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens, JJ Abrams is destined to make a TON of money.  Someone asked me the following question:

"Mark, if you were JJ Abrams, what would you buy with all of your "The Force Awakens" profits?"

Honestly, I am not sure I could spend that much money, but if I WAS commissioned to do so, my shopping list would probably look a little like this.

8 Things JJ Abrams Should Buy With His "The Force Awakens" Money

1.  Something for Me

Honestly don't care if it is a paperclip or a Porsche.  The stranger the thing, the better.  It will go on display as "The thing JJ Abrams sent me after he took the time to read my blog post."   

2.  Zoltar - $9,000.00 

Why?  Because I would love to see the movie Big redone as an action movie.  The silly string scene could be done with lasers.  This may just give him the inspiration he needs. 

3.  A Bucket Of Nutella - $42.00

Because who doesn't want a huge bucket of Nutella?  Lets be honest.

4.  The Killer Whale Submarine - $90,000.00

I like to think the he already has this, but if not, this is definitely something every JJ Abrams should own.

5.  A JL421 Badonkadonk - $20,000.00

While we are talking about vehicles, this looks very "Star Warsy" and would look great driving around Hollywood.  Plus, this would be a great way to transport his Killer Whale submarine from the car, across the beach, to the ocean with less back strain.

6.  Handerpants - $13.00

I just feel like handerpants are a solid symbol of success.  If you have handerpants, and you are not successful, you are probably weird.  Who spends $13.00 on tighty whities for their hands?  Weirdos and the uber successful.

7.  Lunch with John Stamos - Cost Unknown

I have no idea what this would cost, but I cannot think of anyone who would not want it.  Have lunch, take a selfie, and post it to social media.  People will really start wondering what the next big JJ Abrams/John Stamos blockbuster is.

8.  A Comically Big Christmas Stocking For An Unsuspecting Fan - $200.00

Measuring in at 8' tall, this stocking is six inches taller than Chewbacca.  This should be purchased by JJ Abrams, but then sent to an unsuspecting child somewhere with a card that says "May The Toys Be With You. - Love JJ Claus"

I feel this list represents the perfect balance of philanthropy, fun, and future.  Let me know what you think in the comments.  Anything I missed?